I used to LOVE Disney Channel! It was just a great way to spend my extra time. I quite enjoyed " That's So Rave, Phil of the Future, and my personal favorite... Even Stevens!!!" But Disney just had to go out and stab me in the back! After all those hours I spent supporting Disney Channel they just went out and created a twenty first century Frankenstein. A.K.A. Hannah Montana
One day Disney had this "wonderful" idea to create a show about a girl who is a pop star, and yet she in disguise goes to a normal high school so no one knows who she really is. First off HA! Like that would truly work out! Sorry to say but just having a different color of hair doesn't do much. You still have the same body form and facials and in Miley Cyrus' case... very crooked teeth. And even if you could fool some people you still would get the obnoxious comments of " Hey you look like that one pop star!" Maybe it's just me, but I would much rather have people waiting on me hand and foot then hear that all the time!
I found this summary of the show Hannah Montana: "Miley Stewart leads a completely normal life, except for one factor. She's teen pop sensation Hannah Montana! She lives with her fun dad Robbie Ray and dorky brother Jackson and has fun with her two best friends Lilly Truscott and Oliver Oken. She goes through average teen problems including pimples, bullies, and the occasional wicked cousin trying to reveal your secret."
No offense to those out there who do enjoy this show, but honestly what is so desirous about this? An average teen that goes through the same problems as me? I already have to deal with my teenage ridiculousness and my own pimples. I don't need to waste a half an hour of my life to see her ridiculous Hollywood made problems and air brushed zits!!!
Since Disney came out with this "thrilling" television series, almost everyone thinks they are just oh so funny and original and call me Hannah Montana. Then when I say I don't enjoy that name they act so confused. Well just to clarify to all you out there, here are the reasons why i do not enjoy this name:
1. I had my name first!!! I have spent years with my name finding wonderful things about it and here Disney comes stomping on it making it into a name of total and complete ridicule. *jerks!*
2. For a year and a half i wore these wonderful torturous devices called "braces." I am not trying to brag or anything... but my teeth are pretty darn beautiful!!! I am very proud of them and now that Hannah Montana has come out and I am to be remembered through her, no one will remember how beautiful MY teeth are! All the pain and moments of smiling at people looking like a retard because i have food hovering about and making friends with my braces, will have been for nothing! 
(no these are not my teeth)
(no these are not my teeth)3. I am not a hillbilly nor have I ever had any deep desires to become one!!!
4. My voice is not whinny!!! (Unless intentionally made so for the purposes of mimicking someone...)
5. I do not write ridiculous songs that are 10 words and repeat the same tune over and over and over again. " Everyone has those days..." Blugh!
6. I most definitely am NOT a blond and have never had an inkling of becoming or wanting to become one!!!
7. I am short and proud of it!!!
8. I am not a spoiled brat!!! My money doesn't just grow on a tree in the backyard. I work for money in order to buy things that i am drawn to.
Trust me I could go on and on!!! Let's just say that i would much rather be named after a fruit then a state that i have never traveled too and have never planned on venturing to...
